Alright, I am normally a calm… Wait, I can’t even say that with a straight face, I am fucking pissed off most of the time.
Recently I’ve been reading all the hoopla regarding ‘seals’ and to a lesser extent animal rights. I laugh my balls silly after seeing these hypocrites in action.
Example number one, that wanker Paul jack-off-knee has the stones to tell people with his pampered rich from doing shit all but singing bad out of tune songs that hard working people shouldn’t kill animals because they are inhumane. I’m wondering, how the fuck did he get to Canada anyway? Didn’t he use a plane and then took a helicopter or something or other? Well, la dee dah, that took resources that either directly or indirectly fucked over an animal and or several people you tosser!
Then we have Pam fake-tits-MacGee or whatever she is calling herself. I am supposed to take the advice of plastic woman who’s only real claim to fame is being false? “I don’t like clubbing seals”, guess what bimbo nobody cares, now get back to posing for “Playboy” for the umpteenth time because all you are good for is getting naked.
However, it would have been fine if these washed up has-beens were the only ones spouting their tripe, but, much to my dismay this caused other granola munching, tofu fucking assholes to crawl out of their smelly weed infused apartments to say that they are for animal rights…
Animal rights?
Please assholes, you yuppie hippies are full of shit!
Let me put it this way. You live in a building? You helped killed animals. You turned on a light switch, you helped killed an animal. You take the bus, you helped kill an animal. You eat food period, you helped killed an animal.
And to you vegan, cucumber suckers. If you don’t eat animals because of namby pamby bullshit that they have souls or some other retarded shit then there are several schools of thought you can take on the matter.
1) If you believe that an animal has a soul then you would invariably have to admit that a plant has a soul to since it too is a living complex organism. To wit, some plants are far more complex and intricate than some of the dumb animals that you don’t want to eat or wear that you invariably kill the genius to not hurt the retard.
2) Plants feel pain and bleed. Just because you cannot hear the ultra sonic wail that a plant emits when it is damaged or thirsty doesn’t mean that it isn’t there you pretentious fucks!
Shut the fuck up you ignorant bastards! You have to kill to live, that’s a rule of nature. I don’t see you cocksuckers trying to ween lions from eating meat so why are you trying to tell humans that it is wrong for them to kill animals? Are you saying that humans arn’t a part of nature? Because really if you look at it truly objectivly then that is the only argument that you could make to say that any single deed that we do is against nature.
Meaning that you think we are not natural, and if that is the case you might as well slit your wrist yourself because you don’t belong in nature and are an abberation.
No matter what you can hope to say, animals die, big shit, pets are just that, pets, not people that you dress in faggy clothes you lonley disturbed twit!
Treat an animal like a fucking animal if you truly respect them. Now excuse me while I have myself a grilled venison while wearing my leather jacket while boiling up some fish and sea slug for dinner.
Wanker hippie tree hugging wackos.
This article appears in Feb 28 – Mar 5, 2008.
attention seeking at its best
I think you need to get LAID !Why are you so insanly aggressive and lack compassion? I bet you have no friends. You sound like a fucking LOSER !!
I don’t think the original submission implies the person is void of compassinon at all. I think they were just being brutally honest – and its about time somebody said something fo the sort. You didn’t hear a word about the seal hunt until these so called A-List celebs get involved that dont have a clue what they are talking about. If you are going to protest about something – at least be informed! I would venture a guess that non of them have spent any time in the communities that rely on the seal hunt as their living. Also, I don’t see any of these celebrities lobbying the government to stop Bambi getting shot in the middle of the woods. What exactly is the difference? Both are being killed as a source of food and the pelts of the seals are being used to make clothing and such. Nobody wants to think about cute little seals being killed – myself included – but it happens. The same way that cattle are killed and deer – for us to eat. Its a fact of life, and it always will be. But good luck converting entire society to vegetarianism!
Well said !!! I just wish the jerk-offs didn’t prevent the mother seal from attacking Sir and Lady M, that would’ve been fucking hilarious to truely see nature at it’s finest !!! Sir Paul, in trying to defend Heather, standing and singing, I am the Walrus, HAHAHA !!!
Just so you know – Dennis Leary said all this shit 15 years ago. It was unfunny, but stiill “fresh” at the time. To see someone spread this BS in 2006 it’s just… embarassing.NOTE: He was famous, wealthy and adored. You, on the other hand, are an anonymous pee-on.
Well if you want to go there lover of animals, then I would postulate that the fact that I can socialise with humanity and not get a chubby from a sheep is why I can view animals as animals and people as people. I have compassion… for humans! What do you care about?
definately sad.poor misguided foolgo lye down poor, ignorant human
See, the thing that no one else has pointed out: the whole point of killing these seals is so that they won’t eat all the little fishies in the sea. If we left all the seals alive, the fishing industry would take a dive. Too many seals = too few fish. (and in case you were born yesterday, fishing/aquaculture is one of Canada’s largest exports).Whats that you say? let nature take its course? Let the seals eat to their hearts content until they over-eat all the fish, and then both they, and Cnadians (and our economy) starve.I don’t think that killing them all is the best solution, but unless you can figure out a way to put those seals on a diet that doesn’t consist of one of Canada’s biggest industries…
also … guess where collagen comes from? “marine by-products”. I wonder if our friend Pam has some baby seal injected into her lips ??(http://ejeafche.uvigo.es/2(4)2003/010242003F.htm)
well if the seals are being killed because of the “ever decreasing fish population” then why is it that the deah of the seal has to be so brutal? and why are we selling the pelts for much money? and why are we only killing baby seals. when people hunt deer.. it’s the same thing.. but how many BABY deer are killed? not many. Why arent they killing momma and papa seals too? and most of the poor baby seal’s carcuses are left on the ice to rot.
well if the seals are being killed because of the “ever decreasing fish population” then why is it that the deah of the seal has to be so brutal? and why are we selling the pelts for much money? and why are we only killing baby seals. when people hunt deer.. it’s the same thing.. but how many BABY deer are killed? not many. Why arent they killing momma and papa seals too? and most of the poor baby seal’s carcuses are left on the ice to rot.
The majority of seals *aren’t* clubbed. Only about 10% of them are. Of course the media loves to focus on the worst-case scenario. And this debate isn’t about the pelts!! The pelts are a small small industry compared to aquaculture. Its not a billiondollar industry like some sources say, its in the low-millions. Its not about the pelts, its the aquaculture. But I’m sure that since they are trying to control the population anyway, they probably take the babies because their pelts are worth more. However, this is only so that they don’t just kill the seals and leave them there. They use every part of the seal that they can.
Most of hte carcuss is not left to rot: it is used for a number of things: all those products with omega 3’s” – are byproducts of the seals. Soaps, moisturizers, makeup – byproducts. Collagen? Yup – from seals.
FYI: the killing of baby seals was made illegal in 1987. Maybe everyone who is whining about baby seals being killed would do better to actually research what they are planning on whining about first, before opening their mouths.
FYI: the killing of baby seals was made illegal in 1987. Maybe everyone who is whining about baby seals being killed would do better to actually research what they are planning on whining about first, before opening their mouths.
I think vegans should form a co-op. Vegans are still buying from omnivores. Omnivores rakes a lot of profits and may use it for unthinkable purposes. Purposes that do not serve veganism. Protesting is like talking, voting with your money is action.